I am 78 years old. (No, not really)
I will be 78 years old for the remainder of time.
I am playing on a private server or single player.
No, you can’t join (unless I invite you).
No, I won’t mod you.
Yes, I am fat.
Yes, I am old. (duh, my name is GEEZER!)
No, I don’t know everything about Minecraft.
I have 7 tattoos – Yes one is a Kappa
The color of the sky in my world is the same as yours…purple.
The answer is 42.